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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:59

Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Iusto et ipsum nesciunt est qui.
No, not a chance
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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